I Bite She Sucks: A Paranormal Werewolf Romantic Comedy by Penelope Bloom

Rating: 4 out of 5.

I threw a paper airplane love note from my window.
First mistake.
I aimed it at a gorgeous stranger and put my address on it.
Second mistake.
Yep. You guessed it. I missed and hit a werewolf instead.
Best thing that ever happened to me?

Next thing I knew, a large angrily attractive werewolf man was trying to get in my apartment. I introduced him to my baseball bat and figured that was the end of things.

Or not.

Because my well-meaning sister became a vampire to cure my immune disorder. Long story. In the process, she got a deadly team of fang bangers to hunt us for breaking their rules. Longer story. A+ for good intentions and a D- for execution, if you ask me.

Re-enter Mr. Grumpy and Growly werewolf. He’s going to be my bodyguard slash kidnapper, whether I like it or not. Apparently, he’s the only thing standing between me and certain death. Swoon, right?

Of course he hates all things vampire. A.K.A. he will take me from undead to dead-dead if he figures out what I’m becoming.

Thankfully, he has completely underestimated my ability to woo him with my adorable innocence, cheery disposition, and extreme powers of modesty.

As long as the feelings stay one-sided, I’ll be fine. Because giving your heart to a guy who is probably going to try to murder you is a recipe for disaster. And come on. When was the last time I made a catastrophic, life-threatening mistake?

My Review

This book is fantastic from the beginning. I mean, who can’t relate to waiting on a book to come out or a package to arrive. The female character was quirky and engaging—definitely not your ordinary paranormal book but so fun to dive into this story world. I’m loving that this is presented differently, and the story is captivating. The trouble is believable, and the characters are refreshing. I loved how the author weaves in the drama rather than it feeling overdone. I especially love the selfless, caring, protective wolf who you see change as the book progresses. I enjoyed how love changed both the male character and the female as they journeyed thru this story. I was surprised by the characters in this book. I love a happy ending and was smiling as I read the end of this book. I felt this was a fantastic stand-alone and enjoyed the author’s note at the end of the book. 

You can find I Bite She Sucks by Penelope Bloom on Amazon if your interested. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qaulifying purchases.


Published by Tanya

I am an avid reader who loves amazing romance, fantasy, or paranormal books. I spend as many hours reading as I can and love to find a fantastic story,

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